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Because apparently there's a market for everything, this is the $22
officially licensed (I wouldn't have bothered and just called it the samurai cheese shredder)
stainless steel Shredder Shredder. The ridiculous product info:
Call this The Shredder. Features a classic stainless steel box cheese grater design with a handle in the shape of the vilainous Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies and cartoon series!
Like the evil Tinhead himself, this will shred, grate and slice in a variety of ways!
Shred like a ninja! Perfect for cheese, vegetables, ginger, potatoes and more!
Makes a 'grate' gift for TMNT fans who want to impress in the kitchen.
As far as product designs go, this one is pretty poor. I actually took the time to carefully reverse engineer this model, and it turns out it's just a regular $6 cheese grater with a head stuck on top. Imagine my shock and disbelief! I was so outraged I shredded cheese until my knuckles were bloody. Sucks too because I was supposed to go swimming with sharks later and I don't want to have to fight them. "GW? You really are the dumbest person I know." I'm also the
only person you really know, because I wear my heart on my sleeve. I mean this is a tanktop, but normally it's there.
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This is a video from the Macro Room of a variety of different objects being dropped into paint and paint pigment as a high speed camera rapidly spins around the table to capture all the action from 360 degrees. Pretty neat. Maybe not as neat as how babies are made, but that's a different video for a different day. Presumably a night when your significant other is out of town and you're feeling amorous. PROTIP: Treat yourself to a romantic dinner first.
Keep going for the video (i thought the plane at 2:25 was particularly cool looking) if you're into treating your eyes right. If you're into treating your eyes poorly, half a lemon and try to make lemonade in your eye sockets.
Have trouble getting up when your alarm goes off? Welcome to the club, we meet still in bed at 10AM because we don't have jobs anymore. Enter Odd Alarm, an 
Because the world stopped making sense the moment you were old enough to understand it, this is Elon Musk's 'RIP Harambe', 
To prove they all take place in the same cinematic universe, 
First released at CinemaCon in Las Vegas over the weekend, this is the first trailer for the upcoming DC 'Joker' movie starring Joaquin Phoenix. I watched the whole thing on my commute to work this morning (it's cool I was riding an electric scooter) and I have to admit, just like eyeing the donuts behind the glass at Jerry's Donut Hole and spotting a jelly-filled with a solid dollop of raspberry oozing out of the injection site, it looks promising. Let's just hope this donut is properly filled and the visible jelly isn't all it had to offer. "Well -- how was that donut, GW?" I went with a half dozen glazed, couldn't risk it.
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Because the internet was made for a purpose and this is it, here's a short video of some first person wooden roller coaster footage 
This is a video from the Jökulsárlón lagoon in southeastern Iceland of a piece of the Breiðamerkurjökull glacier 
These are two videos of a duck who's clearly forgotten how to duck just chilling on its back at a zoo. It is okay though, right? Like he's just weird and not sick or anything I hope. Do we have a duck expert here that can chime in and put my worries to rest so I can sleep tonight? Sleep is already hard enough to find without having to stress about sick ducks. "Nightmares, GW?" I wish, my girlfriend's twitchy leg is back. I'm always like two seconds from falling asleep and BAM! -- I'm on the floor with the glass of water from my nightstand.
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Because apparently there's a market for everything, this is the $22