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For The Ladies: Little Rooster Vibrator Alarm Clock
I'm not sure if Little Rooster is supposed to be a euphemism for a little peener, but it IS a vibrator we're talking about so yes it absolutely is. The Little Rooster is a real alarm clock for ladies...
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Evil Scientists Engineer Deadlier Version Of Bird Flu
Because what good is science if you can't use it to kill a whole lot of people, evil doctors have successfully genetically modified the avian flu to be much, much deadlier. *coughing* OH GOD I HAVE...
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Bewbs!: Polarized Glasses For Private Computering
This is a video of a pair of magic computer-viewing glasses made by removing the polarized film from an LCD computer monitor and applying it to a regular pair of spectacles. That way only you can see...
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Stephen Colbert Interviewing Neil deGrasse Tyson
Worst sex explanation ever. This is an hour-and-a-half interview between Stephen Colbert and famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. There's a lot of knowledge to be gained from watching it, so I...
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Super Mario Theme Played On A Trio Of Accordions
This is a clip from what might be my new favorite television show of a trio of accordionists playing the Super Mario Bros. theme in Bulgaria. I know -- they have Super Mario Bros. in Bulgaria, I'm as...
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Thanksgiving Corvette Street Racing Gone Wrong
This is a video of two buttholes in C5 and C6 Corvettes trying to race each other off the line at a red light in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. SPOILER: It ends with a crash. But it begins and...
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Lil Robot Learns To Recognize Himself In A Mirror
This is a short video of QBO the robot seeing himself in a mirror, then learning to recognize himself. Because if there's one thing the world needs, it's vain robots. Ugh, you probably think this song...
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The Shadows Are All Wrong: 'Photoshopped' Algorithm
Researchers at Dartmouth College have developed a metric to apply to altered images to address how much Photoshopping a picture has undergone, in an effort to provide more truth in advertising and...
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Skyrim: The Home Of A Serial Killer & 100 Ways To Die
These are two videos from Skyrim. The first is the tastefully decorated home of an in-game serial killer, with body parts artfully strewn about the place. The second is 100 different ways to die in...
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London's 33-Foot Tall LEGO Christmas Tree
Because LEGO and Christmas go together like stirring peas & corn into instant mashed potatoes (aka shitter's pie), a 33-ft LEGO Christmas tree was erected in London's St Pancras (the patron saint...
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Oh Yeah, Real Incognito: The Dual Booze Backpack
Your mannequin: he needs an ass and a belt. This is a backpack with two integrated 4-quart beverage containers and really long straws. The mannequin in the picture? He filled his with tea. I'm gonna...
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Samus Aran Mural Made From Game Cartridges
This is a "life-size" (~5'8" if she were standing upright) mural of Samus Aran made from painted Nintendo game cartridges from different systems. It was originally commissioned by used-game retailer...
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Geekologie Reader Made 12-lb Warhammer For Friend
This is a video of Geekologie Reader Simon spending a lot of time and effort to build a 12-pound warhammer for a friend's birthday, making him a far better friend than any of mine. "Because you don't...
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Would Watch: Fan-Made Bioshock Movie Trailer
This is allegedly a teaser-trailer for a Bioshock fan-film coming out summer of 2013. At first I wasn't that impressed at all because, f***, it's just a guy playing dead on a beach with a big daddy...
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You're Cooking My Meat!: Wi-Fi Destroys Sperm
As a guy who spends 10+ hours a day with a laptop resting on his already unimpressive genitals, this is pretty serious news. Kidding, I can't have children. Get it? Women just find me so unattractive!...
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The Flyboard: A Water-Powered Jetpack For Your Feet
The Flyboard from Zapata Racing is basically a water powered jetpack similar to this one that this guy used to almost eat a dock, except for your feet. So, in summary, exact same thing but strapped to...
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Hover Anything That Weighs Less Than 12-Ounces!
In other hover-news, this is the $100 Levitron Revolution. It can levitate any object that fits on its hoverdisk and weighs less than 12-ounces. How? Magic magnets WIZAAAAAARDZ! According to the...
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Mythbusters Stunt Goes Horribly Wrong, Shoots Cannonball Through Somebody's...
"Pfft, I could recognize a cannonball hole with my eyes closed." Mythbusters, best known for never taking any of my suggestions, recently blasted a cannonball through somebody's house and someone...
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Pancake Plate With Integrated Syrup Reservoir
The Pancake Plate is an ever-so-slightly tilted plate with a reservoir at the bottom to collect all the syrup runoff from your flappyjacks. Unfortunately, a set of two costs $45, making it far more...
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$200 On Speedy McStemCell!: World's First Cell Race
Inb4 my sperm would've won. The world's first cellular race was recently held in France, and I think I speak for everyone here when I say nobody cared. I mean, were they even accepting bets? Because...
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